Man's lesson on unwritten urinal rules leaves women 'shocked and confused'
For those who usually sit down for their bathroom breaks, the concept of urinals can be quite puzzling. One man decided to clear things up for his partner by explaining the unwritten rules of using a urinal.
In a conversation with his partner Courtney, social media influencer Alex Quist drew a diagram of five urinals and posed a question: "Only three stalls can be chosen. Do you know which three?" Courtney, a bit hesitant, guessed the left, middle, and right ones. Alex confirmed: "That's right, these are the only three you can pick if you're one of the first people in there. You don't want to be shoulder to shoulder with anybody. You always choose the end ones."
But urinal etiquette is even more nuanced than that. For instance, if someone "breaks the rule" by choosing the spot between the end and the middle one, despite the rest being free, the next person has to pick the farthest one available, disrupting the whole system.
Alex then emphasized the "main rule"—never engage in chit-chat with anyone at a urinal. "You look at the wall and take care of your business," he instructed.
A puzzled Courtney then asked what the protocol would be if four people needed to use the facilities. Alex explained that if the three appropriate urinals are occupied, you have two choices: either "suck it up" and stand "shoulder to shoulder" with another person or opt for a stall. However, one particular 'rule' about urinal etiquette left Courtney utterly perplexed.
Her husband's advice was that when using a stall, it's "always good practice to keep the stall open while you pee" to make it feel more like a urinal experience.
Courtney was naturally baffled by this so-called 'rule', which she deemed unnecessary. Yet, according to Alex, there's no need to close it "if you're standing up." It seems Courtney wasn't alone in her confusion over these toilet tactics.
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